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Obi Wan's take on the hockey "This is the weapon of a hockey player. Not as random or as clumsy as a pair of 
stick... soccer cleats. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized sport."
Captain Kurk's take on power "I need more speed Scotty!"
skating...
Scotty's response... "I'm givin' them all that I got coach, er, I mean captain. I'm not a miracle worker!"
...Three hockey players walk into a bar. A goalie, a forward and a defenseman...
Why did the hockey player cross To get to the other slide!
the ice?